====== Yoinky Sploinky ======
**IC Pronouns**: It/They \\
**Player Name**: Maisie M. \\
**Player Pronouns**: She/Her \\
**Email**: [[yoinky_sploinky@taf.oxfordrpg.com]]\\
**Character Appearance**: A slinky, with a habit of vibrating and cycling through a rainbow of colours. What’s inside the slinky varies from moment to moment: perhaps a pair of googly eyes may emerge and blink at you; maybe a row of teeth shall descend to nibble at your unprotected lunchbox; for all we know, an endless void might lie at its centre, unknowable and all-consuming.

**Character Biography**: Star of a more modern ‘Don’t Try This at Home’ segment, sneakiest coil around, and a chaos creature chasing the fun: it’s Yoinky Sploinky! While it is a resident of the Police Stationary, the little slinky always finds a way out -- only to come back by choice (or force) to sleep in their comfy bed, in time for the next episode.